69 best sentences before he died ...

How to survive your death? If you hear one of the following sentences, certainly attentive :)

Let me do it, I understand. 
Right to good! 
Relax guys, it is NUL. 
Do not worry, it is not charged. 
Throw me here to hammer! 
Strange smell gas, turn on the light! 
You, you're a mobster? I do not believe! 
Dog, come here! 
The brakes are finished, I am going to try.
Hey, snake!
There is a strong ice to move.
Sure, I've already shot with it .... !!!
These tracks were long ago do not ...
That's not so high
But what if those warning signs do not lie
What kidding Have you ever seen a poisonous frog ?!
Pull the cops that gun would be funny
Do not worry what would make me so probably happen?
Can handle it, it's best pyrotechnik ...
Here, the node will never nerozváže ...
So you tread on gas and I'll drive
With you, nothing can happen to me ...
The doctors know what they're doing ...
That's what I did can never reach ...
I hope that the parachute wrapped correctly
Liter of vodka on ex ?! cool ...
Mom came to us in the envelope sugar
But mom he is tame
Do not worry that the current is definitely an OFF ...
The fan does not spin ...
Hey mushroom ...
The tray is empty.
I make it ..
You're a very pretty girl ...
Shark? and here on the coast?
The bear is vycpanej.
Look falling star!
Magician: And now, a fire show !!! ...
Ask fear I saw it in a movie
What manual ?!
Now watch carefully and you'd better not try at home ...
These fungi are 100% edible
Surely I could not be in a pharmacy wrong medication.
The bridge does not look too tight
But please hypochondriacs we have 2x a day ...
On the hunt: a fact look like a deer ????
I do not take your helmet it is not yet so far .....
This avoids auto
I look at it up close
He calmly Jew as well speak Czech
Magician: and now watch how the sword stab ...
Fuck firefighters, it's cool quench ...
The trains still run down ....
Pust me to do, I'll do it myself !!
Hornets look different, this is the bee.
Well I therefore those windows Cleanse
Wait here, not somewhere the past
Toadstools are poisonous, they are only hallucinogenic ...
So much for holding scorpion
I know it was stupid fun, but you got it right?
So, from now on, here nonsmoker.
The crocodile is an inflatable?
jééé in th box is some kind of alarm clock ...
I know what it is ... it's broken
Cuts the red ...
Turn the machine can perhaps every idiot
Why me all so weird looking at?
Do not worry, I like animals and they love me ..
Do not worry, ah this is not a dangerous sport ...